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ARCHIE ANDREWS to MARRY WONDER WOMAN

ArchieWell, not exactly Wonder Woman.  You don't want to have to deal with a jealousy-riddled Superman.

Archie will propose to Veronica, according to Archie Comics creators.  Come on, Archie, RONNIE?  Veronica Lodge?!  Mr. Lodge and his ilk will NEVER accept an everyman like you!  You think Moose was a ruthless bully?  Wait 'til you use the wrong fork at the Riverdale Country Club!  They hate guys with tic-tac-toe boards on the back of their head!

Those of us in the Betty fan club have hope.  Archie is just proposing to, not necessarily marrying the woman who once told a homeless man to "go wash that unemployments stank out of your beard".  Who knows what the future holds?

I suppose it is about time for Archie to choose.  This sordid love triangle has been happening since the comic began over 65 years ago.  That puts Archie in at least his late 70s, so whoever you choose Mr. Andrews, we wish you the best.  As long as it's Betty.

 

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0 # 2009-06-03 14:18
I am shocked by this news! What's next - Kermit proposing to Camilla?!
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