Patrick Swayze passes away - 1 of only 6 Hollywood stars in history with a marriage that lasted more than 6 weeks.  We'll miss you, Patrick.

Swine Flu appearing in more schools - Remember when the worst thing you could catch from a water fountain was a mouthful of rogue gum?

Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift at MTV's VMAs - In response, MTV vows to not play any more Kanye videos.  Or any videos for that matter.

"Kanye interrupts Swayze funeral" internet rumor - Totally not true, but admit it: for a second you thought it was possible.

Lady Gaga wears wild outfits at Video Music Awards - Don't quote me, but I'm starting to think LG is looking for attention.

Obama calls Kanye a jackass - Not saying they're not balanced in their reporting, but CNN's headline was: "President Obama Displays Supernatural Grasp of Animal Kingdom".

Yankees Blue Jays brawl - When asked for comment, Derek Jeter replied, "We've always believed blue jays are the jerkiest breed of bird".

Serena Williams freaks out on line judge - I'd report what she said, but I don't have enough #%!#*# keys.

New Moon extended trailer - It's a Windstream, about 80 feet long.

King of the Hill series finale - One of the most underrated TV shows ever bows out.  Hank Hill, we hardly knew ye.