Reflecting on what America’s been talking about the last 7 days.

Neil Patrick Harris hosts the Emmys – Makes special announcement of new show he’ll be in: “Doogie Howser, Old Dude”.

Pee-Wee Herman shows off new abstinence ring on Jay Leno – “Hu Hah! I’m still making jokes about my felony from 18 years ago!  Hu Hah!”

19-Pound baby born in Indonesia – The mother: “Anyone got a Red Bull”?

Luminous, masculine, all-powerful NY Giants embarrass lowly, pathetic Dallas Cowboys in Cowboys stadium grand opening – That didn’t sound biased, did it?

“Jennifer’s Body” opens to lame box office – Movie studio gurus shocked people don’t want to pay to see Megan Fox bite people’s faces off.

Six Flags in Atlanta flooded – Gives new meaning to the term “Water Park”.  Oh come on, you try writing a joke at 7:30am!

“Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” does big box-office – Sequel just announced: “Sunny with a Chance of Beef Tips”.

Megan Fox’s “Transformers” clothes to be auctioned off – You can also bid on Bumblebee’s knee bolt.

“Fame” opens to terrible reviews – Oh, the delicious irony!