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Reflecting on what America’s been talking about the last 7 days.
Sesame Street commemorates 40th Anniversary - Celebration muted by the Count annoying everyone with constantly counting up to 40.
Yankees win the World Series - Some people say they "bought" a championship. Nonsense! They simply purchased it. (Kidding, Yankee fans! I'm one too!)
Kate Hudson roots on Yankee boyfriend A-Rod from stands - Overheard: "Yay! Honey Bear scored a goal basket!"
Jim Carrey's Christmas Carol 3-D opens in theatres - I love this classic story. Nothing says Christmas quite like generosity, family, and paranormal activity.
"Karate Kid" remake, titled "Kung-Fu Kid", is announced - In an effort to update the classic tale, characters will be battling each other through Twitter.
"Glee" cast sings national anthem at World Series - Immediately after, baseball player jocks stuff them in their lockers.
Study released claiming kids are more stressed than ever - When reached for comment, 6-year-old Timmy replied "LAY OFF, OK?! MY FROOT LOOPS ARE SOGGY!"
-Doug
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