Reflecting on what America’s been talking about the last 7 days.

Tiger Woods Apologizes for "Indiscretions" - Oh, so that's what the kids are calling it these days.

No Deadly Stampedes on Black Friday at Wal-Mart - "We'll try harder next year", promises bargain-crazed mob.

Rudolph Is Highest-Rated Show Wednesday - Enraged, the "Glee" cast start laughing, calling Rudolph names and barring him from reindeer games.

Adam Lambert's 'Jimmy Kimmel' performance cancelled - ABC's statement: "We only do classy TV.  Now, excuse us, we need to go finish up the new episodes of 'Cougar Town' and 'Wife Swap'".

Justin Bieber Mall Show Cancelled After Fans Get Violent - Everything was cool until Auntie Anne's ran out of cinnamon pretzels.

Susan Boyle Breaks CD Sales Record for Female Debut Artist - Proving once again that only people over 50 still buy CDs.

Twilight Does Big Box Office, Prompting Rumors of More Sequels - Next up: "Twilight: If You Keep Giving Us Your Money, We'll Keep Taking Off Our Shirts".

Andy Samberg's "I'm On a Boat" Nominated for Grammy - Can't wait to see the live duet with Susan Boyle at the show!

"Ninja Assassin" Flick Opens - People talking about it like crazy because, let's face it, "nunchuk" is just really fun to say.

Facebook CEO Announces "Big Changes" - Unfortunately, forcing people to accept my friend requests isn't one of them.

-Doug