Love your marshmallows coated with wax? (Yes, that's a fact...read the label!)  Do you get a hankerin' to bite the soft pink ear off of harmless Easter bunnies?  Does the mere thought of the enzymes in your saliva breaking down sweet gelatin-y goodness get you pumped for an Easter candy hunt?  Then it's ON, baby, it's your time to shine!  THE PEEPS HAVE RETURNED!

Please don't pretend that PEEPS are anything less than awesome.  They taste great.  They expand to 9 times their original size when placed in water.  And if you expose them to air for more than 10 seconds you can use 'em as baseballs!  Come to think of it, all that makes me wonder what goes on when they land in my tum-tum.  No joke, according to the PEEPS Wikipedia page, scientists have performed ACTUAL TESTS on these things and have found they won't dissolve in "acetone, water, sulfuric acid (!) and sodium hydroxide."

If you can't get enough PEEPS during Easter, now you can "PEEP" your lips all year long!  "Just Born", the company that produces the lovable marshmallow munchkins, introduced "Peeps Lip Balm" in 2009 (no, I'm not kidding).  Comes in grape, strawberry, vanilla, and my personal fave, cotton candy.

Got any great memories of PEEPS?  Love 'em?  HATE 'em?  I wanna know!