YES!

I’m very happy to tell you all I WON THE LOTTERY!

Yes sir!  Some banker from Nigeria just emailed me and let me know!  Man, I can’t wait to get my money.  All I had to do was send this nice fellow my bank account number, credit cards and my family’s medical records.

I am feeling the love from Africa!  Amazing, I don’t even remember ENTERING the lottery in Nigeria.  Just goes to show what being a nice guy will get you.  What am I gonna do with all that dinero?  Um, let’s see…how about BUY THE INTERNET?  I’m gonna do it.  I can’t wait to tell that “Tom” dude from MySpace to step off.

Well, I’ll let you know when I…WAIT!  Oh, awesome!  I just won ANOTHER lottery…from the UK!  That’s it…I’m buying TWO internets.