I've never gotten a "tat" for two reasons: 1) My mom said she would cut off whatever appendage I got one on, and 2) I generally don't trust biker-looking dudes with needles.  Still, if I was going to get one I would want to be creative while expressing something true to my core beliefs.  Which is exactly why it would be a "Beaker" tat.

You know Beaker, the "mee-mee" Muppet that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew kicks around with such glee?  That's the one.  I'd get the ink to show the world my support for oppressed puppet sidekicks.  You know the ones: Beaker. Ernie. That cowboy dude that Howdy Doody bossed around.

In the meantime, I'll be admiring this dude's commitment to spreading the word about misunderstood percussive maniacs...