One question after watching AI tonight: is Paula trying to sabotage the Gokemeister?  Come on Paula, Terence Trent D'Arby for Danny Gokey? When Simon's giving Adam Lambert a U2 song?   

 

If they really wanted to make this a fair competition, every contestant would be required to sing "Jump" from Van Halen with only a pan flute as accompaniment.  Then we'll see who can really kick it.

 

OK, here's why Adam Lambert will win:  He's the "bad" boy.  There are two "good" boys left, both of which can sing the lights out - but they'll split the "good" boy vote, leaving Adam the winner (who can also sing the paint off of your Saturn, by the way).

 

So, if you're a betting person, call Gamblers Anonymous because you seriously have a problem if you're wagering on a TV show. 

 

You can bet on it: the Lambertghini will be YOUR...AMERICAN IDOL!

Seacrest out.