Why Chewbacca Should Star in the Next “Twilight” Movie

• This is a series about misunderstood creatures with long teeth. Chewbacca could teach them all a thing or two about how to get along with humans without eating them.
• This is a series about forbidden love. We’ve all seen how Chewie looks at Leia.
• These are movies that use hotties to attract the young ladies. Chewbacca:  Tall (Over 8-feet, in fact), dark (brown hair w/black extensions), handsome (in an outer-space dog kind of way).  He also usually has barely any crumbs in his beard.
• The new movie is titled “New Moon”. Chewbacca has longingly zoomed past many of them in the Millennium Falcon.

If you agree, tell me below your own reasons why Chewie would be perfect for “Twilight”!