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I've always known ants are hardcore, but the HEAD? The HEAD, ant army? Could you not leave this Gecko with a shred of dignity? After he's saved us so much money on car insurance?!
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Look, I think we've all suspected for a long time that chimpanzees will eventually take all our jobs. It is a well known fact that they work harder for less pay than humans, and their lunch breaks are shorter. But did any of us suspect they were secretly training to take the place of our OLYMPIANS? Proof below:
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At the risk of alienating some friends, I feel I must proclaim how hilariously lame "Twilight" is. It's "As the World Turns" with fangs. I'd rather watch this commercial for two hours...at least Count Chokula had STYLE, man!
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"You eighty-six the rules!
You do what just feels right!
Do whatever you want!
And to all...a cheery night!"
Listen to Gap, everybody, and you too can experience complete Christmas chaos! Yeah, last I looked into it unchecked self-centered hedonism doesn't the merry holiday make. Where's ol' Linus from the Charlie Brown Christmas special when you need him? Go Linus! Whip these hipsters into shape with that blanket!
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