I was reading a wonderful article by A RENOWNED SCIENTIST from a respected news site on Pandas, that I thought was objective. Oh, was I wrong!  Once again the panda just cannot catch a break!
Here is an excerpt from the article:

“Pandas have been ridiculed for their decidedly non-bearlike vegetarian diets, their apparent lack of interest in—and aptitude for—mating, their tendency to spend the majority of their time sitting, eating, scratching, and defecating (about 40 times per day)—even for being, shall we say, plump.”

Now, is it just me, or does this scientist seem to have a very strong anti-panda bias?  Did a Panda eat his Erector set as a child or something?  Apparently, Pandas aren’t contributing enough to society to make Mr. Smarty Pants Scientist happy!  WOULD IT HELP IF HE POLISHED YOUR MICROSCOPE, DR. PANDABASH?

I know what it is like to be misunderstood; when I was a teenager, I got a progress report with this written on it by one of my teachers:

“Jon is being ridiculed for his decidedly non-studentlike all cauliflower diet, his apparent lack of interest in—and aptitude for—test taking, his tendency to spend the majority of his time sitting, eating, scratching, and defecating (about 90 times per day)—even for being, shall we say, an idiot.”

Anyway, I would like to apologize to the panda population, I know what it is like to be so darn cute.  Everyone is just jealous, Mr. Panda.