It's not very often that I run into something that makes me want to climb on top of the mantle or challenge the mail-man to cease his assault on my dynasty.  This did it though.  For somebody wondering who they really are under their un-athletic facade, the Super Hero Name Generator comes to the rescue.  After clicking through a few times (I had to correct its mistakes, I am definitely NOT The Prince of Pollution Powerman) I found out that I am The Ultra Radiation Warriorman! So, check it out, and feel free to begin commenting under your new Super Name!

-Jon

Thanks to my friend Edgar for devising my superhero persona!