Archeologists have uncovered YouTube's first video... Ever. Buried deep within the sands of Ether, we find this priceless artifact. The significance is huge because it appears to be the single ancestor of 120,000,000 other useless videos. It shares some common characteristics. Note the scientific documentation of the "Long Trunks." If you decide to start here and work your way to the latest upload, be warned, that will take you approximately 600 years, with 13 hours every day after that. The star of our video is Jawed Karim, one of YouTube's founders.
p.s. And if that doesn't do it for you, try watching youtube's longest video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8nZ6eTTiY
YouTube's First Video
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