Let's put aside the age difference and the fact that I'm not on the market for a boyfriend, and I'll explain why I would totally let Justin Bieber down as his girl.

1. I would always be mad that his hair looks better than mine.
2. It would be a full time job keeping the competitors away. Too stressful!
3. My singing isn't so great… He would want to do a duet and I would break his heart with my refusal.
4. He gives "Never Say Never" Scented Dog Tags as a Valentines Day gift, and I am not into wearing dog tags, especially scented ones.
5. He's Canadian, I'm Texan.

It is pretty cool that Justin was "found" by Scooter Braun coincidentally running across YouTube videos of Justin performing. He was just living his life and then made it big. That would be pretty crazy.

So, I'm sorry Justin, but I guess we just weren't meant to be. I'm sure the perfect girl for you is out there! Plus I already have the perfect person for me! He's walked on the moon and killed a shark.

Happy Valentines!!